he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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