I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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