Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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