So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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