I just threw up on my dentist
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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