i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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