The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
