Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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