so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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