Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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