butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My dick has a subreddit
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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