Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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