can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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