lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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