Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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