SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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