Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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