I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Come on in and take your pants off
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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