How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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