Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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