Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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