Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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