Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
