his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I supernannyed him into submission
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