It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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