brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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