having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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