why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
