she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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