on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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