Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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