nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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