There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i out mim tonsoeep
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