I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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