i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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