You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The struggles of a small town man whore
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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