But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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