I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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