It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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