how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize