I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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