No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
