So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
