there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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