last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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