He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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