I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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