How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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