My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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