i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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