You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
