if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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