oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just pee around me
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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