Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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