school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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